Punk’d alumnus, standup comic, and MySpace impresario Owen Benjamin delivers some invaluable advice about proper bathroom conduct. This video features the best looking-at-the-guy-at-the-urinal-next-to-you scene since Jim Carrey got his shit busted for checking the member of the member of the Miami Dolphins peeing next to him in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

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