Bombay boom bap
January 29, 2008
As fans of the Jew-Tang clan can attest, there’s a long and proud tradition of the chosen people parodying hip-hop. Just as that gimmick was getting stale, along come our Indian brothers and sisters with the best rap parody since, well probably ever, or at least since Weird Al. Crank Dat Curry Sauce will make you forget all about the Soulja Boy original…unless you’re really into superman-ing hoes.
Next on the list: kill a prostitute
January 29, 2008
Grand Theft Auto 4 is the most mouth-frothingly anticipated game of 2008, so it’s natural that motion capture studios would fall all over themselves to simulate the various dismemberments, drive-bys, and violent acts towards sex workers that comprise the game. Here is the story of one such studio, MoCap:
The guys behind MoCap are like your fat friend in high school who will do anything for a laugh, and we mean that in the most complimentary way possible. Watch the rest of their adventures in gaming on Crackle.
Fresh Montana Broccoli!
January 29, 2008
With the staggering prices at Whole Foods and Wild Oats the country over, one might be tempted to shop at one’s neighborhood supermarket, a friendly, unpretentious place like Pathway Foods. Then again, one gets what one pays for:
Pathway Foods won the supermarket-related sketch prize (no, really) at the San Francisco Sketch Fest (which was sponsored by 10 Items or Less, a TBS show about a grocery store). The sketch is from the NY-based and WI-trained freeloveforum.
“The average male sperm whale’s penis is six and a half feet”
January 25, 2008
Homosexuwhales. And here’s all you need to know about sperm whales, in case, y’know, you’re interested.
If you don’t laugh I’m going to kill myself
January 25, 2008
It’s said that there’s truth in every joke, but knock-knock jokes? Since when is the interrupting cow about real–MOOOOOO! Point taken, cow. Anyways, this guy tries to decipher if his friend’s knock-knock jokes are just that, jokes, or something a little more serious:
Cut-ups Pete and Brian are behind Knock Knock, as well as a passel of other short funnies about alcoholism and Djimon Honsou, among other topics.
