The Bible is wordy, has a bunch of boring parts, and probably thinks you’re a sinner. Crackle’s got the kind of creation story that can be digested in 5-minute chunks and goes down easy: Mr. Deity. Here, Mr Deity’s son (rhymes with “C plus”) begs for a larger role in his dad’s grand production:

Since this show has answered all of our pressing questions about God, the afterlife, and now Jesus, you’ll probably want to know more about the show. Read this FAQ, which addresses, among other things, Mr. Deity’s sexuality, why the show looks so good in a lil’ video player, and Mr. Deity’s five-year plan. Also, go to the Mr. Deity homepage to profess your love for ironic, low-key blasphemy with a Mr. Deity golf shirt.